Album Reviews
Review: Orpheus Blade – Obsessed in Red
A long-awaited follow-up. Wait, how did this band find out that I’m into redheads?!
Album Reviews
Review: Capitan – Facing Currents
Discovering one’s true self on the waves of post-metal.
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Review: Pillars of Cacophony – Paralipomena
Gentle melody lover reacts to BR00TAL dissodeath! You won’t BELIEVE what happens!
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Review: Cthuluminati – Tentacula
I receive: squid; you receive: weirdo black metal—you know, squid pro quo?
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Review: Dream Theater – Parasomnia
Recommended for fans of: wait a minute, isn’t this the biggest band in prog? Oh yeah, Portnoy’s also back, I guess.
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Review: Teramaze – Desire Colours n Lust
These fellas really can’t stop themselves from releasing new music, can they?
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Missed Album Review: Kingcrow – Hopium
Don’t you also love it when your favorite band is blissfully unaware of meme culture?