Album Reviews
Review: The Chronicles of Manimal and Samara – Origins
Wait, this isn’t the TV show about a man who transforms into an animal? I want my money back!
Album Reviews
Review: Dreamslain – Forge of Rebellion
A dream, slain by poor production choices and unpolished vocals
Album Reviews
Review: Four Stroke Baron – Data Diamond
They call me the Four Stroke Baron because I hoard engine lubricant, not for my unrelated premature ejaculation issue.
Album Reviews
Review: Culak – Underneath the Veil, Veil of God, and Underneath the Veil of God (or alternatively {(Underneath the [Veil) of God]}): A triple album review
Is it time to let ol Chris Culak off the hook?
Album Reviews
Review: Aaru – SWNPL
Check out how much fun this duck is having! We’re all having fun, right? RIGHT??
Album Reviews
Review: Art Against Agony – Sound of Inevitability
These guys reaaaaaaally test my holiday spirit.
